Am I Alex From Blur?

11am Woke up, looked in mirror and saw that I was Alex from Blur. That's Camden for you. You don't even have to go out the door before you see a member

1pm Passed by a shop window and saw my reflection again. "That's Alex from Blur!" I thought to myself. I looked around in confusion before remembering that I was Alex from Blur. Felt rush of pride, even though I'm only the bass player.

2pm Someone asked me for my autograph and I was again reminded that I am Alex from Blur. Camden - where stars wit around every corner.

3pm I turn a corner but no one is there to see me. I hide behind the corner until I see someone approaching with a Menswe@r T-shirt. A pretty safe bet that he'll recognise me, so I bump into him on purpose.

"Ahhh!" he says "You're Alex from Blur."

"Yes" I say. "I am Alex from Blur."